The 39-year-old Trumann, Ark. man, who is paralyzed from the waist down, had recently adopted the “small, white, fluffy” stray dog in hopes of having a loving companion, reports KAIT8.com. The man said the newly-adopted animal bit off one of his testicles while he was sleeping naked around 7:45 a.m. on Monday.

Had this dog been a Pit Bull the title of this article would have been “Pit Bull mauls paralyzed man as he sleeps” and it would have been covered in hundreds of outlets. Yeah. Instead we get “Dog eats paralyzed man’s testicle as he sleeps” and everyone goes on with their lives. Sensationalism city not cared about in this instance and the mainstream media silently goes aww shucks. I also don’t hear DogsBite.org hyperventilating with outrage over this testicle-eating “small, white, fluffy” dog. Crickets. Ms. Colleen Lynn could even exploit the angle and drum up more sympathy since the victim was paralyzed and in a wheelchair. What a story! Crickets. This is her thing, after all. Crickets. Only Pit Bulls do it for her. All other dogs get a pass, all day, every day. And so it continues… Adolf Lynn is in her apartment bunker going through her Google key-word-emails, trying to keep her catfish profiles straight. Oh well. Maybe next time.